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Get off my lawn.

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Atheists give meaning to their own lives - religious people want someone else to do it for them.

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How to be the “Perfect” Girlfriend

THIS IS PERFECT OKAY THIS IS LITERALLY PERFECT AND I REALLLY LIKE NUMBER TWO

"Neither feminism nor sexism is going to help you when you’re hungry."

I was waiting for extreme BS and then there was none and I am content with this video. Yes.

Thank you. Thank you so much. Im crying right now.

someone needs to gif the part that says “neither feminism or sexism are going to help you when you’re hungry.”

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New Technology: The Bruise Suit

Here’s an interesting new product. It’s called the “bruise suit”, and it was designed by some students at the Imperial College of London. The purpose of the suit is to visually indicate that enough force has been applied to potentially cause injuries.

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It was initially designed to help Paralympic athletes detect when they’ve encountered enough force to cause injuries that they are unable to feel. It uses a pressure-sensitive industrial film developed by Fuji that changes color based on the compressive force applied. It gets darker as the force increases. 

This product is currently in the concept phase, meaning that it will be some time before it hits the market. However, it’s a great idea that has implications for athletes playing contact sports and rescue professionals, to name a few. We’ll see how it develops!

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The Spider Who Couldn’t Hide

I HATE SPIDERS BUT OH MY GOD THIS WAS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS HELP

he’s so cute when he digs and throws sand over himself.

#WHEN HE BURIES HIMSELF THE VOICE MUFFLES I CRIED

I HAVE WATCHED THIS OVER 30 TIMES AND SHOWED EVERYONE AT WORK. I LOVE THIS SPIDER

OMFG HAHAHAHAHA

I have a phobia of spiders but the fact that theres’ this weird French Accent going and the spider is acting like a little kid who thinks that just by covering its 8 eyes that it is invisible. *shudders at the horrible cuteness*

ahh it’s back <3 what a cute spider

I almost didn’t watch that because I am so friggin’ terrified of spiders, but I am so glad I clicked the link.

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